Grope, grope, how about it ..is NOT actually considered foreplay.
Show me your tits ... is not a pick up line that works.
Women are allowed to use PMS as an excuse for anything up to and including murder ..... any man who suggests our bad moods are due to PMS is being patronising. Our bad moods are due to men.
The toilet seat thing DOES matter .... If you're at your place, we won't bitch. But when you're in our home, put the seat down, will ya? At 3 am, most of us don't check.
A 2 week headache....... is caused by male poor performance 2 weeks and 1 night ago - or by denying access to your credit card. The solution is in your hands.
Birthdays, Anniversaries etc are perfect times to demonstrate your skill at hunting.... and no, a new car battery or a Black & Decker do not count.
In girl-speak, "cute" is a good thing .....We've seen men go into full-body convulsions at this word. If we say you're cute, be very impressed
A Chinese takeaway and a six pack of beer .... is not our idea of a romantic evening in.
Faking it means you finish quicker..... Sometimes the experience is not worth prolonging. The solution is in your hands - and if you can't learn good techniques it will remain in your hands.
Intelligence is attractive ... Neanderthal generally is not. Save the testosterone bursts for when you're out with your friends, please.
Learn to understand subtle hints..... We use them to avoid damaging the fragile male ego.
We love flowers..... and back rubs
Size does matter ...Especially the size of your paycheck.
If you must fart in bed... there's no need to flap the cover afterwards and farting when getting a blow job ruins future opportunities.
Jess