My desperate attempt to reclaim the porcelain throne.
Is it just me, or do other people out there have to use guerilla tactics to beat everyone else in their house to the toilet?
In my house, they lie in wait for me. They can all be comatose on the couch, staring blankly at the idiot box. But let me open
my bedroom door and it clicks a signal in someones brain ..an "OMG toilet" signal. As it is a shorter route to the bathroom from the lounge room, I am the one left standing outside the door with my eyes n legs crossed ... CURSING UNDER MY BREATH !!!
I have since learnt to use guerilla tactics. Open my bedroom door an inch ..eyeball the general area ....slowly open it further as i slink down onto my belly and army crawl across the area they can see. When i reach the safety of the wall ..jump up and run as fast as i can throught the family room and down the hall.
Sitting on the throne with the door locked and a big smile ...listening to whoevers turn it was to beat me, trying to extricate themself from the booby traps i had prepared earlier. The sheer joy and relief of actually getting to pee before my bladder reaches explosion point, followed by the sound of them cursing outside the door .........AHHH one of lifes wondrous experiences.
VICTORY IS MINE