Explains my lack of comp knowledge
Keeping in with the Aussie theme we have running at the moment, I thought the computer buffs might find this amusing.
Also explains my total lack of any and all things associated with computers.
Log on - Make the barbie hotter
Log off - Don't add any more wood
Monitor - Keep an-eye on that barbie
Download - Getting the firewood off the ute
Floppy disc - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
Window - What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen - What to shut in the mosquito season
Byte - What the mosquitos do
Bit - What the mosquitos did
Mega Byte - What the Townsville mosquitos do
Chip - A snack you get down the pub
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
Modem - What you did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
Software - The plastic knives and forks they give you at Red Rooster
Hardware - The real stainless steel cutlery
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What a spider makes
Web site - In the shed or under the verandah
Cursor - Someone who swears a lot
Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
Upgrade - Steep hill
Server - The person at the pub who brings the counter lunch
Mail Server - The bloke at the pub who brings the counter lunch
Sound Card - The one that wins the hand of 500
User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing stuff
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When a fish manoeuvres out of reach
Online - When you get the laundry hung out on the washing line
Off line - When the clothes pegs let go and the washing falls on the ground
Jess