Published on May 20, 2004 By gothic impulse In Humor
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
"So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'"

Jess

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on May 20, 2004
hahahaha.... she didn't have to suck it!!!

that is such a typically female thing to do!!!

BAM!!!
on May 20, 2004
aww Muggaz ..you know it was funny

Jess
on May 20, 2004
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha too funny!
on May 20, 2004
, that was funny!
on May 20, 2004

I don't see anything funny about this joke.  if you love us, you'll swallow... 'nuff said


on May 20, 2004
exactly MJ
cause we luv ya's
We luv ya's so much we want you to know what we do for love

Jess
on May 20, 2004
Me love you long time G.I.  
on May 20, 2004
if you love us, you'll swallow... 'nuff said


HAHAHAHAHAHA.... you are a pissa MJ... I can't believe you said that!

BAM!!!
on May 20, 2004
You guys really want to know the truth?

We don't swallow because we love you. OMG

We do it because it is good for our skin, and you should know by now that we will do anything that will make us look good

Hahahaha

Jess
on May 20, 2004
That was hilarious! Good one!
on May 21, 2004
I swear to god you guys are gonna mke me hear about this... and shes not lying about the skin thing... she already told me that one up front
on May 21, 2004
Hmmmm ..you know i find it kind of interesting that so many guys rushed to read something titled ..a joke for the girls.

The word paranoid ..springs to mind ....you guys just wanted to see what we were laughing about this time

At least now you are warned if a girl offers to buy you a drink

Jess
on May 21, 2004
I loved it!!!
on May 22, 2004
Yea WF, I nearly fell off my chair laughing when my sister sent it to me

I just had to share

Jess
on May 22, 2004
I've known of a very similar shot for a long time....but we call it a cement mixer cause you make the person swish them both together....salt isn't a part of that one though.

I'm a big fan of ordering "the blue wave" for people. It's kind of a 21st b-day drink. You go to the bartender and ask for the blue wave, which is a shot of blue curaco and ask for a large glass of water. Tell the person that this shot is super intense so they're going to need the glass of water after taking it. Hand them the shot and as they slam it and reach for the water grab the glass and splash them in the face with it......heee heee.

Also works great if they're seated at the bar and they take the shot and they're like..."that wasn't so bad," and the bartender grabs the water sprayer thing "oh, that's just the blue, here's the wave!"
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