The Creation Of Oz

Published on May 25, 2004 By gothic impulse In Humor

The Creation

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.

On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with, so God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.

Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.

God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes and Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.

IT WAS AUSTRALIA

Jess

Comments

trina_p

on May 25, 2004

Jess, I love you - you rock!!!

and night was also created for football ie TONIGHT MAROONS vs blues CANETOADS vs cockroaches QUEENSLAND vs new south wales

GO QLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe98

on May 25, 2004

Australia sounds like west Texas without the seafood!

gothic impulse

on May 25, 2004

UP THE MAROONS !!!!!!

Jess

Cann1bal

on May 25, 2004

It does sound a bit like texas doesnt it mate, no wonder our little mate Jessica here is dateing a texas... and that would be me... and god saw it was good, and stood up in all his mightiness and shouted to the world so as all ear could hear and said.... AND ITS GOOD, HE GONNA SCORE!

Sally jacobs

on May 26, 2004

Hehe Jess! I so want to visit Aussie land, football and drinking, and lots of sun, ooooooh, it sounds good! Minus the sheilas cooking and cleaning of course!

gothic impulse

on May 26, 2004

pfft ..the sheilas cooking and cleaning only happens in the guys imaginations

Jess

gothic impulse

on May 26, 2004

.... AND ITS GOOD, HE GONNA SCORE!

LMAO Thomas ..you even sound like an Aussie male

Jess

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