Gandhi

Published on May 27, 2004 By gothic impulse In Humor

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what?

(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Jess

Comments

Cann1bal

on May 27, 2004

I cannot believe you published that Jessica

But whatever, I got a kick out of it.

Thomas

JeremyG

on May 27, 2004

You're a corn ball! Love it!!!!

kalpeshc

on May 27, 2004

This is a little bit rude to put it mildly. Gandhi is someone who strived successfully for freedon for the biggest democratic country in the world - India. To say something like this about someone as great as him would be to insult humanity itself.
If some people like you all are getting some 'kick' out of it, you have a much bigger problem yourself.

JeremyG

on May 27, 2004

Jesus was heroine-skinny and his armpits smelled really bad.

Kalpeshc, the problem is that you take it as making fun of Gandhi when the purpose was a fun play on words. From what I know about Gandhi, if he had seen Mary Poppins to understand the joke, he would have laughed.

gothic impulse

on May 27, 2004

Thanks Jeremy ..I thought it was a great play on words

Kalpaeshc ....Unlike you I'm sure a sense of humour was amongst all the wonderful attrributes Gandhi possessed.
Afterall ...it is in HUMOUR

Jess

WiseFawn

on May 27, 2004

I must send this on! It's great.
What would the world be without humor?

EFalgui

on May 28, 2004

Rofl!!! good i had to wait for a minute before i could write without pressing the wrong buttons because of the epilepsy causing laughter you gave me!!!

gothic impulse

on May 28, 2004

Rofl!!! good i had to wait for a minute before i could write without pressing the wrong buttons because of the epilepsy causing laughter you gave me!!!

Thank you so much Edmund ...that was the effect it had on me too. I was starting to worry about myself

Jess

kingbee

on May 28, 2004

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah another fine addition to the silliness i hope ill remember long after ive forgotten my name. right up there with them immortal porpoises.

good thing kalpeshc missed my reference to elton johns tribute to mother teresa.

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