No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times if folded in half repeatedly. The velocity of a male wombat's urine is twice that of a male human's. A gorilla can fart ten times louder than a human being. An ant will always fall over on it's right hand side when drunk. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! Donald Duck comics were banned from Fi...

Is it just me? I am having a hard time trying to figure out why anyone would call their daughter Apple? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for unusual names ...BUT Apple ? Do people stop and realise what it is to go through life with a name like that? Like celebrity kids don't have enough problems. Jess

Thank you for your kind words and wishes. My Grandma came through her heart operation really well and she is going to be fine. Now I'm really smiling !! Jess

I awaken To nothing but darkness Pressing in on me My heart pounding Cold sweat forming Gasping for air I try to control the fear Reaching searching Finding nothing A single tear falls Realisation crashing in This is my fight And I must do it alone

I am sitting here doing the one thing I hate ..feeling sorry for myself. I have the flu, I feel miserable, my Grandma is going into hospital on Thursday for heart surgery. I know she is scared even though she won't admit it. We talked on the phone for a while this morning, I feel so helpless because the chances are i won't even be able to go and be there with her because I'm sick. Thomas calls me " Sunshine " he says no matter how bad people are feeling I always know the right thing t...